Rejected Childresn Book TItles-These Never Get Old

Rejected Children's Book Titles:

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy

2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

3. Some Kittens Can Fly!

4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book
of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our
Bikes!

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. You Are Different and That's Bad

8. Dad's New Wife Larry

9. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave
Games

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School

15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

16. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
Friends?

18. Bi-Curious George

19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

20. Grandpa Went to Hell